Commissioning Work





Colin Cameron

I have painted commissioned works for between £100 and £1000, depending on how long they have taken and other variables. If you are interested in commissioning a painting of somebody picking their nose, perhaps a least favourite child, a recently-deceased relative, a disgraced TV entertainer, or a politician you find very attractive/can’t stand, please get in touch at

Colin Cameron - Family

Commissioned Work

The Wedding of Derek and Elsie

Mr Johnson Picks his Nose

Colin Cameron - Elsie Muck

Miss Jean Morris Picking Nose on Holiday

Quiet Madness - Nosepickers

Angela Rayner Picking

Colin Cameron - Elsie Muck

Mortimer Checks his Hair