I have painted commissioned works for between £100 and £1000, depending on how long they have taken and other variables. If you are interested in commissioning a painting of somebody picking their nose, perhaps a least favourite child, a recently-deceased relative, a disgraced TV entertainer, or a politician you find very attractive/can’t stand, please get in touch at email@example.com.
Mr Johnson Picks his Nose
Miss Jean Morris Picking Nose on Holiday
Angela Rayner Picking
Mortimer Checks his Hair